The Index
Self-help books aren't just for dysfunctional old you and me
There are always positives to be taken. Even from a tour as dismal as the England one
And if there's one thing guaranteed to raise spirits, it's a return one-day series in India, where England normally enjoy themselves about as much as India's Test team just did. Cracks? What cracks? All I can see is this robust-looking paper.
A wicket every 40.5 deliveries. Outstanding. Now, if India can get more than 81 deliveries out of him per Test series, they'll be onto a winner.
Rotator cuffs, hamstrings, fingers, ankles - all of these body parts did their bit to help India in their efforts to embrace squad rotation. Rotation does generally involve players coming back into the side again after they depart, but it's important to do these things one step at a time.
Politics isn't the place for Jayasuriya, as one of his constituents explains
In the wake of MS Dhoni's honorary doctorate, we look at other players to have been similarly honoured
Reasons why the change at the top of the Test cricket rankings is not good news
Eight reasons we should all be happy with the shift at the top of the rankings
This is your chance to speed up the milestone looming over all our heads
If you really love him - and if you don't, what are you doing on this site? - would you consider moving to a cricketless, and maybe news-less, country for the next few seasons? We hear North Korea is quite nice in the summer.
Being a streaker in Cardiff in May is a picnic compared to these
There is a famous poem in England for remembering the wives of Henry VIII: "Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived". Recently a similar chant has rung around Pakistani playgrounds. "Sacked, quit, fired, sacked, quit, retired" is a simple way of remembering the last six captains of the national team, although the nature of the job means it has to be updated on average every six weeks. Less a poisoned chalice than a mug of tea that punches you in the face and jumps on you until you are a bloodied pulp.
Ever wondered why you haven't seen David Blaine around lately? Rumour has it that he was employed by Cricket South Africa to put to bed the choking phenomenon with some of his Jedi mind tricks. Unfortunately, it proved too big a task for him to take on and he now becomes a blubbering mess any time he hears the words Duckworth and Lewis. Not really a job, more a life sentence.
Not that long ago, this was one of the most affluent jobs in Britain. Keeping Kevin Pietersen topped up with various dyes and straightening Stuart Broad's hair was a full time occupation. Now both have shaved their heads to go with the new team ethos, led by Andrew Strauss, who is finding it takes longer and longer to wash his face. Matt Prior is the final insult - no hair means that your services are never required. Thickening Alastair Cook's lustrous bouffant will not put the kids through school.
You've heard about Sangakkara's. Here's a list of other speeches to watch out for
Here's what you need to know and prepare yourself for