"We'll soon find out if a Blizzard is stronger than a Gayle."

Sunil Gavaskar brings out one he had been saving up, during the second IPL Qualifier

"The bashing of Bishoo continues."

Alliterative poet Ramiz Raja strikes again

"Well, influence is all about Citi Moments of success and [Ryan Harris] has come up with three in four balls."

Welcome to the latest edition of endorsement-enriched fun with words. Your host is Robin Jackman

"Pandee has taken the candy."

And Brad Hogg is a dog

"As maximum as a DLF can get."

Harsha Bhogle calibrates a six to a nicety

"They get short-pitched deliveries for breakfast, lunch and dinner."

Sunil Gavaskar displays a keen insight into West Indian dietary habits

"They're on top of the Fly Kingfisher league - Royal Challengers Bangladesh."

Robin Jackman creates a new IPL team, for those not content with 10

"I think Paul Valthaty is colour blind. He doesn't see any yellow."

Harsha Bhogle has a scientifically sound explanation for the Kings XI opener's century against Chennai Super Kings

"It's a front-foot no-ball. Saturday Night Fever"

Pop-culture fan Danny Morrison is put in mind of John Travolta's moves as the umpire signals a free hit

"In America they call it home run. In IPL we call it DLF Maximum."

That globetrotter Brad Hogg gets a linguistics lesson-brand plug double whammy going