"Virat Coolie... he's just so cool."

You'd think after all these days of the IPL Danny Morrison would have lost his talent for wretched rhymes. Evidently not

"People of India, people of the Rainbow Nation, people of the world, this is the final."

Ravi Shastri doesn't want the audience confused, just bleeding at the ears.

"It's not going to be easy. Because it's going to be hard."

Set Max presenter Samir Kochchar offers a watertight argument

"The IPL has been extremely well received in the IPL."

Ramiz Raja ascends the summit of commentary, where no Benaud has ever gone before

"I know it's cold but you don't have to look like an animal."

Not quite Sydneygate, but close. Ramiz Raja gets a zing in at Danny Morrison, who is in a beanie, immediately after Ravi Shastri accused Morrison of wearing a "monkey cap"

"The crowds have come to know about the match situation."

Ramiz Raja delivers a piercing insight after the scores are level at the end of the second innings in the first IPL semi-final

"This is in support of children and AIDS"

The two captains in the first IPL semi-final were probably not thrilled to hear from Ravi Shastri that the awareness bands they wore to the toss were, in fact, in support of a deadly disease

"It's the other one, just like the other one."

This time, even Ramiz Raja doesn't know what he is talking about

"Jeez, that's handy... for Pandey. Just had to get that in there, HAD to. "

Danny Morrison excuses himself for crimes against his listeners

"Amit Mishra can spin the ball."

Ramiz Raja makes a shocking revelation