"The key to the match is going to be Ajantha Mendis. He can mend things or destroy things."

An anchor on SET Max gets rather more crap than usual

"ABD made batting look like A - B - C - D."

Mandira Bedi has clearly been working on her scripts

"He DLF-ed it with ease."

Robin Jackman coins new verbs in his eagerness to push some product

"He's got hands like buckets."

We held our breaths for this one and finally it came on day three of the IPL. Fred Flintoff has hands like buckets? Who would have thought it possible if Ranjit Fernando had not informed the world?

"You talk of Citi Moments of Success, but when you get five wickets in four overs like that, that's very special indeed."

Robin Jackman describes how unique Anil Kumble's feat on day one is, failing to account for the inconvenient fact that normal human beings do not, in fact, actually talk of Citi Moments of Success

"What a brilliant stroke, clever stroke, stroke of genius"

Mark Nicholas lays it on with a trowel after Vinay Kumar plays a scoop in game two of the IPL

"An Indian would say, 'Usko ullu banaya' He has made him an ullu."

Sunil Gavaskar helpfully explains an Indian saying for non-Hindi-speaking audiences after a Shane Warne special