South Africa Local Commentary Bloopers

"Alan Kourie looks calm, but inside his chest beats  a  heart"  -
Trevor Quirk during a tense B&H game.

"And there`s the George Headly Stand, named after George  Headly"
- Trevor Quirk during the test between WI and SA at Bridgetown.

"There are 25000 people here today and they are all here to watch
the cricket" - Loius Karpus during the world cup.

"Omar Henry hit one or two boundries in his seven."-  Nic  Collis
during a Currie Cup Match.

"There`s Anil Kumble. We`re looking forward to  seeing  him  bat,
he`s a very usefull bowler." - Martin Locke During the first test
SA vs IND.

"A very small crowd here today. I can count  the  people  on  one
hand  -  Can`t be more than 30" - Michael Abrahamson drung IND VS
COMBINED BOWL XI

"14 overs left, that`s 7 from each end" -  Robin  Jackman  during
SRI VS SA at Colombo.

"We cross over now to the Waca, for the  match  between  Pakistan
and Australia, where Richie Benaud is our commentator, so without
further ado, it`s over to the Waca, where Australia played Pakis-
tan,  our Man Richie Benaud is waiting at the Waca, and it`s Aus-
tralia Versus Pakistan so over to Richie" - Louis Karpus announc-
ing a match at hmm... where was it again?  oh yea, the Waca.

"An emotional moment, a marvelous match,  a  terrific  innings  -
what can one say on this historic day?" - Martin Lock

 Contributed by Gavin.Benjamin (gavin.benjamin@*.co.za)