Just you wait
Why cricket is like a doctor's anteroom, and the rise and fall of Dada
You don't get it, do you? You must be from the 21st century. Instant gratification, fast food, Velcro and that. You'll never appreciate the thrills of a good rain delay.
Yes, plenty of people still believe in Dada - an art movement invented by Sourav Ganguly, aka the worst fielder in the Indian side, when he first provided a definition of the term "surrealism" by putting on a grand show of being aggrieved after someone misfielded off his bowling. He then proceeded to blaze a trail of artistic daring, painting moustaches on pictures of Raj Singh Dungarpur in long rooms, demonstrating his belief in the notion of the infinite flexibility of time (as portrayed in images of melting clocks) by making rival captains wait at the toss, and suchlike. In the spirit of the movement, some of its followers subversively took in later years to calling it Dadi, i.e. granny, in tribute to the founder's approach to training, running between the wickets and such other inessentials. Dadaism as an active sporting philosophy may have run its course, but signs are it is due to enjoy a new lease of life in the commentary box, where it will face stern competition from a number of well entrenched doctrines, chief among them Absurdism, as propounded by Ramiz Raja, and Extremism, by Ravi Shastri.