Pot. Kettle. Lehmann
Tweet report for Day 1 of the final Ashes Test at the Oval
Watching the fifth #ashes test is not unlike #nonhungryeating. The enjoyment is probably low, yet people are likely transfixed. #deadrubber
— Barefoot Dietitian (@barefootdiet) August 21, 2013
Shane Watson's position in the batting order since August 21st 2012: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4, 2, 4, 4, 5, 1, 1, 1, 4, 6, 3 #Ashes
— Freddie Wilde (@fwildecricket) August 21, 2013
So Watson has batted everywhere from 1 to 6. He's bowled. And he's fielded. Now he must keep wicket.
— Sidvee (@sidvee) August 21, 2013
Pot. Kettle. #Lehmann
— Martin Bouchier (@martin_bouchier) August 21, 2013
Desperate times already for Boof & anyway there's only one man in cricket that will make you cry... @BunnyOnions https://t.co/r6pbxLAdrD
— Giles (@BarmyGilo) August 21, 2013
Lehmann making right noises to try and sell tickets for Ashes in Australia. Better than saying "come watch the Poms stuff us on home turf"
— Stuart Turner (@OnlyOneT) August 21, 2013
Woakes? Is this a charity match? #Ashes
— Sir Andrew Strauss (@SirStraussy) August 21, 2013
Think they should've played Sam Robson to troll the shit out of Australia. But good England to give Woakes and Kerrigan their debuts.
— Venkat Ananth (@venkatananth) August 21, 2013
When @GeorgeDobell1 suggested this England line-up on Monday I looked at him as if he were mad...
— Paul Newman (@newman_cricket) August 21, 2013
The Ashes has turned into a contest to see which team can manufacture the longest tail...
— Lawrence Booth (@the_topspin) August 21, 2013
Less follicles on that pitch than any patient's scone at the Advanced Hair Studio. #Ashes
— Sandru Anandaraj (@fourth_stump) August 21, 2013
Two overs in, no wickets. Things are looking up. #Ashes
— Clay Taber (@claytaber) August 21, 2013
I hope Warner had better balance than that when he learnt to ride a bike.
— Jarrod Kimber (@ajarrodkimber) August 21, 2013
Watson failed to lay a pad on that inswinger.
— King Cricket (@TheKingsTweets) August 21, 2013
Where is the turn for Swann that everyone is talking about - but I can't actually see?!
— John Etheridge (@JohnSunCricket) August 21, 2013
Kerrigan seemed to decide that he should bounce Watson out. A questionable tactic.
— The Cricket Geek (@TheCricketGeek) August 21, 2013
Rogers is one of those batsmen who you hardly notice and then you look up and all of a sudden he's 13. #Ashes
— Greg Baum (@GregBaum) August 21, 2013
Watson planting his front foot in the same spot to every ball from Woakes will help create rough for Kerrigan. #Tactics
— The Cricket Geek (@TheCricketGeek) August 21, 2013
Anderson, Broad & Swann: 22-5-50-1 Woakes & Kerrigan: 7-1-58-0 #Ashes
— Freddie Wilde (@fwildecricket) August 21, 2013
In one attempt, Watson has exceeded any score made by a No.3 batsman this series from either side #CricketBelieveItOrNot
— Richie Benaud (@RichieBenaud_) August 21, 2013
"Would you have reviewed it?" Rogers asked Watson as he passed by him. #Ashes
— Fake IPL Player (@_fakeiplplayer) August 21, 2013
Broad doesn't look like he is crying at the moment Mr Lehmann...not so sure about Watson!
— David I Gower (@DigGower) August 21, 2013
Last time I went to bed in this situation, I woke up and we were all out... like the #Ashes version of Nightmare On Elm St #tooscaredtosleep
— Glen Foreman (@glen_foreman) August 21, 2013
If Clarke runs Watson out on 99 the rumours were true. #hopenot #Ashes
— Dave Hughes (@DHughesy) August 21, 2013
Bradman makes a duck, Watson makes a hundred. Yep, strange things happen at The Oval. #Ashes
— Brydon Coverdale (@brydoncoverdale) August 21, 2013
Steve Smith at No5 is like having boa constrictor as a pet. Interesting choice, can work for some time, but you know it is not made for that
— K Balakumar (@kbalakumar) August 21, 2013
Shane Watson has scored a brilliant hundred 121 off 157 balls... The rest of the Aussies have scored 45 off 32.4 overs... #Ashes.
— Michael Vaughan (@MichaelVaughan) August 21, 2013
If there's one thing we can learn from Kerrigan today, it's don't urinate on bouncers.
— Daniel Brigham (@Cricketer_Dan) August 21, 2013
@SkyCricket Beefy is in an awkward position re- Kerrigan, he gave him his England cap earlier - he cant go ripping him for slinging pies!
— 5lader (@The5lade) August 21, 2013
Did Simon Kerrigan win his England cap in a raffle?? #Ashes
— Brian Shotton (@shotb83) August 21, 2013
Credit to Watson, his dismissal face is the same whether he's on six or 166. Sort of mournful.
— King Cricket (@TheKingsTweets) August 21, 2013
What a day for Watson. Now he's even getting reviews right.
— Dave Tickner (@tickerscricket) August 21, 2013
Still no overseas double for an Australia batsman since @YCCCDizzy - Watson falls for a fabulous 176. Top catch from KP #ashes
— ESPNcricinfo (@ESPNcricinfo) August 21, 2013
And thus beginneth the collapse.
— Burton DeWitt (@bsd987) August 21, 2013
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