'Fingers crossed for a bit of Whitesnake and Bon Jovi'

In this week's Twitter round-up, we learn when it is and isn't appropriate to cheer for your team, we discover a new use for Botox, and we find one cricketer going beyond merely smashing his food. We also get another vivid insight into the life of Kemar Roach, but be warned - it's like you're actually there, living his experiences for yourself. It's not for the faint-hearted.

The runner
Pat Cummins deserves better.

Wait a minute. Where did you take her?

The celebrations
Have the England players overcome their nasty habit of celebrating series victories with 1980s soft rock? Let's go to Graeme Swann for the answer.

No, they have not.

The lack of progress
Last week Ramnaresh Sarwan was informing us of his "early morning movements". It's safe to assume he wouldn't do that again, right?

What is this compulsion of yours to tell us this? What is anyone getting out of this?

The irrelevant hash tag
Andrew Hall's got some sort of self-cheerleading Tourette's.

"Making a cup of tea #gosteelbacks" - you see how it doesn't always apply, Andrew?

The surprise
What's Matt Prior been up to in New Zealand?

Few of us do expect that.

The jab
Queensland's Ben Cutting needs some treatment.

Relax. Pretty soon you'll be free of those unwanted wrinkles.

The query
Ajinkya Rahane has a question.

We're all checking Twitter. Obviously.

Life with Kemar Roach
Kemar's still sharing every detail with us. You get a real feel for how his week's been.

Presumably, as it's his last night, he opted to "go home".

At least he's excited about it.

What's your philosophy?
We already know that Kemar Roach isn't a man to waste words.

Kemar's background image is a picture of a BMW.

Smashwatch
Can anyone go further than merely smashing food? Surely Tim Bresnan's a likely candidate.

That is not the spirit. Next.

Chris Tremlett?

Food murder. That's more like it.