Caption Contest

Simon says

28-Nov-2009

The winning caption:
"Simon, I don't nick anything. I have not shaved since Inzy bhai retired." (Nishad R Gadgil, USA)

Honourable mentions:
"Remember the good old days of just taking me at my word?" "...nope, sorry." (Michael Perera, USA)

Mohammad Yousuf's angry dissent was quickly dealt with by Taufel's trusty vulcan neck pinch (Matt Incledon, UK)

Mohammad Yousuf is collared by newly licensed palmist Simon Taufel and gets his immediate future foretold. (Denzil Pinto, NZ)

"Me? Whistling to distract the batsman?? It's the wind through my beard." (R Pratheepan, Bahrain)

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